I create nerds
That's right, I'm a nerd alchemist. You give me a class full of normal Brooklyn kids and by the end of the year, they are NERDS.
Can you possibly deal with that in your head? The answer is no, you cannot.
Like, seriously. DEAL with this:
You can't, you just can't.
Even their parents aren't safe from my viral nerdism.
Face it. You are defeated.