Return to Awesomeland!

Ian Churchill is the hottest artist in town! Rob Liefeld is BACK, baby! Variant covers and big events! People are buying multiple copies of NUMBER ONE issues!

In short: Comics are sucky again, nineties style! Nerd collectors are checking the spines on all their new books, making sure that CABLE AND DEADPOOL is in NM condition. Things are shitty, and no one learned a lesson from the bursting bubble of the nineties.

I blame the editors. It's about that time when people who grew up in the early nineties beating off to X-FORCE are now editing these books. They had no tase or sense then, and nothing has changed today..

Maybe if we all wish really hard, Godzilla will come and destroy comics once and for all. This shit makes my heart hurt. I can't share my hobby with nerds who think GREEN LANTERN REBIRTH is quality, or asshole collectors that bag and board COMIC SHOP NEWS. My wee heart can't handle it.

Please, Godzilla. Please come and wipe the slate clean.

Please?