I was all set to write an entire blog post in Bizarro speak. I had formed an early draft in my head on the way back from the train. But then I realized one of the reasons Superman/Batman
was so awful was all the Bizarro speak. Take Loeb's over-played, over-obvious narration and then plug in his inept Bizarro speak and you get FUCKING ANNOYED. The art was pretty, but this was one stupid story. I don't know why I gave this book a chance to be anything but annoyingly dumb. Dumb can be fun. Johnny Ryan's stuff is hardly intellectual, but at least it's fun. This was just witless, unfunny retardity. Take a fun idea like Batzarro and then just flush it down the toilet. Thanks.
Four Robert Kirkman books in one week. What the hell? Walking Dead
keeps pounding away relentlessly at the main--hell, at every character contained in the pages. I usually don't care for entertainment media so relentless in its torturing of its characters. Most television dramas seem only to be there in order to make everyone unhappier. And awful things happen in this book, in almost every issue. But by damn, if it's not compelling as all get out. We get a new character, another death, and both promise to shake things up quite a bit. Also, I love the new character's outfit. Ahem. Invincible
was also dope. We get an Allen the Alien story, with some rich background on a character you probably never expected to really care about. I like how hot alien chicks always are shaped like hot Earth chicks, except with some extra stuff added somewhere. Anyway, some bad goings-on in outer space just while some fun gettings-on are happening on Earth. This title hits the superhero notes perfectly, with the life and vigor of a musician who just likes to rock out. Kirkman's Marvel work usually hits those notes, too, but with more varied degress of passion. Marvel Team-Up
was good superhero comics this month. It felt a little disjointed, but I think that was intentional. Still, the characters are varied, realized infividuals and there's definitely something going on. The Sleepwalker cameo was fun. A little nerdplay can go a LONG way if its handled in the proper way. Fantastic Four: Foes
, of course, should have been an arc in an existing FF book, but I guess Marvel really wanted to cash in on the movie. It's still hitting the notes (who doesn't love it when Reed goes crazy and grows a beard?) and some of the odd things from earlier issues become plot points. It's not as strong as MTU and not even close to Kirkman's Image work, but it's actually pretty good.
What the hell is up with Son of Vulcan
? It's like one of these new Marvel titles. New, young protagonist with ties to an older character. Youth-centered artwork. An honestly fun premise with good potential. And absolutely no marketing push at all. Just thrown to the legions like chum to the sharks. There's nothing inherently wrong with this comic. I could see it being a hit with kids. But, you know, you have to LET KIDS KNOW ABOUT IT. Or at least SOMEone. A failed 70s character revived for new kids in an age where fewer kids give a damn about comics. I fear this series will limp along to its grave. And that's a shame, because it's a decent little cape book.
Oddly enough, House of M
has become the second-ever Bendis-written comic I've enjoyed (the first being the Ultimate Team-Up with Mahfood). It's a big superhero crossover, but there seems to be a plotted point to it other than sales and navel-gazing. The characters sound right and there are actually reasons to give a damn. I dunno, am I wrong? I feel surprised that I liked this. Superheroes annoy me these days, crossovers are awful, and I can't stand Bendis' work. Was I just in a really good mood or was this fun?
The last two titles were definitely the strongest of the week. Zatanna
#1 was my least favorite Seven Soldiers issue. So much so that I didn't really like it at all, actually. But the new issue blew my fears and dreads away like eraser shavings on a nervous child's test. The art is beautiful, the Promethea-critique stuff is done, and it's full of fun ideas and action. New characters are presented as people about whom I'd like to read more. The Phantom Stranger is astonishingly interesting. The first two-part story is over and a new one is forshadowed. Hell, everyone in this comic is pretty cool. I know these comics are starting to get some backlash for not being more than "good superhero stuff." But I almost feel like Morrison's out there fighting in the trenches trying to keep superhero comics fun. Doing that doesn't really require deep artistic statements, and they might actually make things more difficult at this point in time. And, hell, you never know. He might be up to something.
Still, the comic I enjoyed the most this week, and the one I'd say most of you readers will most likely have passed over, was Super F*ckers
by James Kochalka. This could be the most gleefully vulgar day-in-the-life superhero story of all time. The characters are foulmouthed like people I hang out with. But they're superheroes hanging out in their clubhouse. Honestly, I don't know how long Kochalka can keep this fun, but the debut issue was pretty awesome. This comic is really not for kids. There's drug use, sex talk, and more cussin' than a Mamet movie. But it just reeks of fun and love. Really, check it out folks. Funny stuff.