Tuesday, September 20, 2005


Ian Brill reminds us that if Mike Allred draws a real person in a corporate comic, legal pisses their pants.

DC reminds us that super-"realistic" Plastic Man is dumb as poop.

They also remind us that Japanese perverts aren't the only people in the world who wack off to statues, sadly.

Now you remember.

6 Love Letters:

Blogger Bill Reed said...

That Plastic Man figure is like Bruce Campbell with eight tons of botox.

10:33 AM

Blogger Joe Rice said...

And sixteen tons of stupid.

11:20 AM

Anonymous Daniel Apodaca said...

Where is that gem supposed to fit? Between the silicone and the skintight leather, there's no room to stash anything in that cleavage! Is Catwoman retarded now? Thanks, "realistic" DC!

12:02 PM

Blogger Scott M said...

That Plastic Man makes the long necked Super Powers version look like a masterpiece.

3:35 PM

Anonymous Beau said...

Pygmalion was whacking off to statues thousands of years ago. It has a long and noble history. It's also what inspired the invention of the wet nap.

8:11 PM

Blogger Dread said...


*That's* what I was forgetting...

1:36 PM


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