NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Argh!
It's my birthday today!
All Star Superman comes out today!
Runaways, Mr. Miracle, and Schizo too!
And Amazing Joy Buzzards came out last week!
But guess what.
I got a stomach virus this morning and can't leave my goddam toilet for more than an hour!
ARRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Mr. Rice at 10:23 AM
12 Love Letters:
You mean to tell me that the guys at the Rocketship Store don't have a door to door, home delivery service?
Oh man! What gyp!!!
Just kidding!
Anyways,
Take Care, get well soon, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
11:11 AM
Happy birthday, Joe!
Immodium AD!
12:01 PM
Ha ha ha! God is punishing you for getting old!
Hope you have a happy birthday before God strikes you dead.
12:07 PM
I like how you act as if constantly shitting isn't the norm for you.
You are a Random poop Generator.
A Perpetual Poop Machine.
Baron Poop Von Shittenberg.
Happy Birthday anyway, jerk-off!
(I'll pull your books if you can't get out of the house....)
-a
12:16 PM
Yeah, but usually, were I to poo into a strainer, something would stay.
Not today.
12:18 PM
Most people would feel like they have learned too much about the consistency of Joe's feces at this point. Well, I might be in the minority, but personally, I am hoping for a little more detail!
Ummm... Happy birthday? And good luck shitting?
PS -- where can I get directions to Rocketship (by way of the F train?) I'll be visiting from Somervill, MA and might swing by the neighborhood. Thanks.
12:42 PM
I believe there are directions at the Rocketship blog, but I can tell you to take the F to Bergen. Get out at Smith and . . .uh, something that starts with W? Then walk to 208 Smith.
12:46 PM
Happy birthday Joe. I hope you feel better.
1:10 PM
Happy birthday Joe! I hope you stop shitting by Feb 3rd so that you can make it to the Michael Kupperman signing at the store. Otherwise I won't have anybody to drunkenly harangue about Mike Zeck.
2:27 PM
This is exactly why they make adult diapers. Wallow in your own fecies if you must, but get those comics!
Oh yeah, happy birthday or whatever.
6:52 PM
I could use a stomach virus. I've got your exact opposite problem.
2:56 PM
Happy Belated Birthday, you incontinent bastard! Here's hoping that the tumult in your bowels susbsides long enough for you to pick up all that excellent sequential goodness. But only for that long.
3:27 PM
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