A List of Villains, in Order of How Much Tail They Get.
1. Kang
2. Batroc the Leaper
3. The Leader (trust me)
4. The Mandarin
5. Kraven the Hunter
6. Loki
7. Doctor Doom (contrary to popular belief, Doom's armor allows for quick release of his slightly-below-average, uncircumcised Latverian schvanson)
8. Mysterio
9. Maximus the Mad
10. Arcade
A Footnote:
Some villains have been discounted due to impotence: Magneto, The Red Skull, and The Vulture II. (Surprisingly, Vulture I is quite virile.)
posted by Alex! at 7:00 PM
6 Love Letters:
How would your Vandal Savage or Ra's al Ghul measure up against these inspiring examples of super-villainous casanovary?
Just wondered...
4:49 AM
Good Question!
Maybe a blog entry for a later date...
7:02 AM
There is no way that Batroc gets more tail than half those guys on that list. I bet Hypno Huslter has better luck with the ladies that that frenchie.
2:22 PM
I bet Batroc has lower standards, though. Kang will go throughout time to find the hottest men and women for sexmaking. Batroc will take the fattie at the bar.
4:03 PM
Trust me, guys.
Batroc gets more tail than a toilet seat.
No one can explain it. It just happens.
8:34 PM
Batroc Ze Leaper? Wake up, you clowns, if you copied Batroc's shit in real life you'd be swimming in it. SWIMMING. IN. IT.
Mysterio, though?
10:05 PM
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