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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

WAR!

You may, if you're nerdily astute, have noticed that recently our #1 referrer has become the comic weblog thingie, taking the place of Comics Should Be Good. Those of you following the history of this site with rapt interest will note that Alex and I co-founded that blog and left when we saw it becoming "not what we envisioned." I like to think that this means we have finally gotten out from under Brian Cronin's jackboot dictatorship, and it's time to start some shit.

The Rann/Thanagar war thing is played. The comic is bad and the outcome tied to more bad comics to come. It's time to step it up a notch. It's time for the Listen To Us, We're Right/Comics Should Be Good War. As I type this I am in contact with some of the current and former contributors to that blog. I will be poaching them, just you wait. They will be ours. I will drain the last ounces of quality from that dying site and CRUSH IT BENEATH MY BLACK NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS!!!

Friend Alex, having posted for a while though dead (suicide by way of Geoff Johns badcomics), is posting no more until the afterlife gets a new computer. Brant is too busy being a high-falooting writer guy now. That leaves it to me and those I can recruit for this war.

IT IS A RED DAY! A SWORD DAY! A LISTEN TO US, WE'RE RIGHT DAY! JOIN ME IN MY BATTLE TO CRUSH OUT EVIL! RISE THIS DAY, MY FELLOW BLOGGERS! FOR THIS MAY BE OUR LAST!

(Or least interesting, most metablogposting crap ever, we'll see.)

8 Love Letters:

Blogger Chris Hunter said...

Cronin runs a dictatorship? This is news to me...

10:28 AM

 
Blogger Joe Rice said...

He does, and it's an EVIL ONE. Full of VILE CREATURES and INCORRECT OPINIONS!

Expect defections to the side of good soon!

10:33 AM

 
Blogger Chris Hunter said...

Will there be light saber fights as well? Tell me there will be...!

1:19 PM

 
Blogger Brian Cronin said...

Hey, how come we link to you guys, like, a gazillion times and we don't even get a link?

The horrors of war.

You folks now have half of the original Comics Should Be Good founders.

Which one will you try for next? Trix or McEnery?

2:27 PM

 
Blogger Joe Rice said...

We don't link to EVIL.

Next will be WHOEVER WILL HURT YOU MOST.

4:50 PM

 
Blogger Lex said...

A war? Gosh, I just don't know what side to choose.

On one hand, Joe's love of Captain Marvel and Grant Morrison makes me feel all warm-and-fuzzy deep down where I usually feel warm-and-fuzzy.

But on the other hand, Cronin is my evil, robot master.

I'm torn.

7:32 PM

 
Blogger Pól Rua said...

Cronin runs a dictatorship? This is news to me...

You poor, poor deluded fool.

12:02 AM

 
Blogger Chris Hunter said...

"You poor, poor deluded fool."

Nay. I am simply ignorant.

2:32 AM

 

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